Hiiiiii my frieeeeend!

Hiiiiii my frieeeeend!!! Wheeere are you from??! Whereee aaaare youuu going!? do you need tuk-tuk?? any help?? Can I heelp you?? I know what you want!! Do you want a marijuana! 7000 rupies only for my new freeend!! local price!! Expensive??? why you go in Sri Lanka without money?? I halp you! you need pay! you neeeeed pay everywhere!